“Conveniently combining two lowest-common denominators for easier subtraction, country baby bear Miley Cyrus will have a two-episode guest arc on dick-joke jamboree Two And A Half Men, playing a visiting “old family friend” of Ashton Kutcher’s character, because that is how little the show’s writers give a shit about setting these things up. “Maybe, like, she grew up in his neighborhood and whatever the fuck,” someone said in the pitch meeting, to rapturous shrugs.”

http://www.avclub.com/articles/miley-cyrus-to-fall-in-brief-inexplicable-love-wit,84297/

“He lies in bed at night, with everything he ever wanted, and it’s still not enough, because what he’s chasing will always recede further and further from him, lost in the wreckage of the past.”

His hair is a metaphor I tell you!

(Source: AV Club)

http://www.avclub.com/chicago/articles/hipster-please-why-calling-people-hipsters-needs-t,58860/

I whole-heartedly concur. In the immortal words of Wayne Campbell:
“Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said, ‘if you label me, you negate me?’”